The first thing I want to celebrate is learning how to embed videos in the blog page. I know I mentioned this a few days ago but I wish I had known how to do this when I posted the "Ghost Chihuahuas in the Sky" spoof. So I'm going to post the re-vamped lyrics about what happens when Scrappy gets hit-listed multiple times by the same person. Only this time you can just click a button and not get directed to another page or tab.
So here is your video: Ghost Riders in the Sky by Spiderbait.
And here is the story of a very unhappy Scrappy (actually it's about the unhappy hit-lister... what was he thinking?)
GHOST CHIHUAHUAS IN THE SKY
A Mafia Player got snuffed by a Scrappy pup one day
He set a bounty on the dog so as to "make him pay"
But when he looked above and saw the skies rip open wide
And out fled sprinting gamers
Mad terror filled his eyes
The fugitives they clamored mindlessly in fearful haste
Fleeing justice for their deeds which they refused to face
And on their heels were thousands of some tiny yapping bones
Snapping at their ankles
Their jaws were spewing foam
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
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| This is the guy who shows up in the faces of serial-hit-listers |
The doofus saw Chihuahuas were what these bones had composed
Filled with vengeance in their ribs they blew smoke out their nose
Sometimes they'd catch an ankle and they'd snap it crimson red
Barking "One more hit list
And we'll gnaw you to shreds"
A fleeing gamer found a chance to whisper in his ear
If you would like to play your game without a constant fear
Then moron stop your hit-listing or with us you will fly
To keep from getting mangled
By importune canines
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
Yip-yip-yap yaaayyy! Yip-yip-yap yoooohhhh!
Ghost Ch'huahuas in the Sky
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And secondly, I'm happy to report a major accomplishment in my Mafia Wars playing. I have been working for over a year to get the number of Deaths (times killed) on my profile below the number of my level. Well it finally happened!! And I went through so many days of Zynga and their stupid servers making sure I died while attacking people. I actually wondered at one point if it was ever going to happen. I even thought they had to be doing it on purpose (their servers). But I made it Saturday, April 23, 2011! Zynga failed to stop Scrappy from accomplishing a milestone goal in his career! Zynga failed! Zynga failed! Zynga failed! Zynga failed! ZYNGA FAILED! ZYNGA FAILED! WOW! I love the sound of that!
